- Boy : So, I was thinking we could go out and get a burger or something.
- Girl : I'm a vegetarian.
- Boy : Candy?
- Girl : I'm diabetic.
- Boy : Come on, you have to eat something. How about some ice cream?
- Girl : I'm lactose and tolerant.
- Boy : WELL I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
- Boy : That doesn't even make sense!
- Girl : YOU DON'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.
“Good for you” —I HATE THAT.
You really don’t get it, do you?